The Spongebob Story!!!!!

Hi! I'm Spongebob Squarepants! I live in a pinapple uder the sea. I love jellyfishing and my job at the Krusty Krab!!! My friends are Sandy, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. krabs, and this person who is writing the story of my life!!!!
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Now I was born in a log cabin some time ago, don't know when but that's not the point!
yes it is the point!!!
Fine a long time ago probaly 23 years ago! NE ways, i always wanted to grow and have a family but i don't have a girlfriend! So i grew up with my mom and pop. when they finally kicked me out of the house i moved into my house and made 2 new friends, my neighbors, Squidward and Patrick!
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And i will continue with my life in my next quiz (there is going to be a password it's, SB lover) ok rate and message for ideas
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Patrick Star's True Love>>A SpongeBob Love Story

Ding-dong!Spongebob Squarepants' doorbell rang and he rushed to get it.
"Oh,HI Patrick!"he said to his best friend,Patrick Star.
"Duh,HI SpongeBob!"he said back.
"Here,let me get you some milk!"SpongeBob hurried to the kitchen.
"Oh,no Sponge- I can do it!"Patrick stood up and walked to the counter.
"Oh,Pat,do you think you can?I mean,you need help just to open the door..."SpongeBob said.
"Oh,of course I can do it."Patrick opened the milk and started pouring.He looked out the window and saw another starfish like him!She was beautiful,and Pat couldn't stop staring at her bright green eyes...
"Patrick,"she seemed to whisper sweetly..."Patrick!"
Suddenly,the voice turned high and squeaky."PAT,PATRICK THE MILK!!"
Patrick's brain snapped back into place and he realized he had overfilled the glass and it spilled all over his trunks.
"D'oh...I'm sorry,Sponge.I spaced."he said,grabbing some paper towels.
"Oh,it's quite alright,Pat."SpongeBob put the milk back.
"Sponge,I...I gotta go!"Pat ran out.
He saw that other starfish looking at a huge pink rock- just like his!His eys turned to little hearts and he decided to tell spongeBob that he had finally foundLOVE!!!!

Patrick Star's True Love 2>> Meeting His Love

SpongeBob pushed Patrick out of his house and out onto the lawn.

"C'mon,Pat- talk to her!"he encouraged.Pat gulped and stared at the girl starfish as she talked to a real estate agent.He smiled when the agent tapped a "SOLD" sign into the lawn.

"Okay,Sponge!Here I go!"Pat started to walk to her.

"WAIT!"SpongeBob pulled him back and sprayed "Warm Sea-Nut" cologne on him.

"Thanks,"said Patrick,and he started walking.

The girl turned to him and smiled warmly.

"Hello,"she said cheerfully.

Patrick grinned and proudly said...

"ABBU GABB TAV MA PAPA!!"he drooled.

She stared.Patrick quickly realized his mistake and lapped his lsobber back up.Still,she stared with disgust.

"I'm sorry- I'm Patrick,"he said."Nice to met you,ma'am.